They’re Dancing in the Streets of Raith
This is one of the classic ‘Colemanballs’ commentary statements, but probably it was never made. The names of many Scottish clubs do cause geographical confusion: Queen of the South sounds a lot more impressive than Dumfries and Clyde now play in Cumbernauld. Kirkcaldy’s Raith Rovers are supported by prime minister Gordon Brown. Like the prime minister, they face a struggle with unpleasant financial realities.