Domestic Rivalry
Chelsea vs Man U
You came all this way and lost
– sung AT Old Trafford by Blues fans
Man United vs Liverpool
You’re not famous any more,
You’re not famous any more,
You’re not famous,
You’re not famous,
You’re not famous anymore.
– after a 4-0 win at Old Trafford.
Middlesbrough vs Arsenal
Domestic Rivalry
Chelsea vs Man U
You came all this way and lost
– sung AT Old Trafford by Blues fans
Man United vs Liverpool
You’re not famous any more,
You’re not famous any more,
You’re not famous,
You’re not famous,
You’re not famous anymore.
– after a 4-0 win at Old Trafford.
Middlesbrough vs Arsenal
Who let the frogs out, who? who? who? who?
– as Arsenal took to the pitch
Norwich City vs Oxford United
Cambridge won the boat race,
Cambridge won the boat race
la la la la.
Plymouth Argyle fans to Bristol City
You dirty Northern bastards!
Celtic vs Rangers
You’ll be watching The Bill, when we’re in Seville.
– Celtic fans singing to Rangers fans in period before 2002/03 UEFA Cup Final.
We were watching The Bill, what was the score in Seville?
– Rangers Fans response (Celtic lost 2-3 to Jose Mourinho’s Porto)
The Eurovision Chant Contest
Chelsea vs FC Brugge
You’re French, and you know you are,
You’re French, and you know you are,
You’re French, and you know you are.
Chelsea vs Galatasary
You’re Shish, and you know you are,
You’re Shish, and you know you are.
Scotland vs Italy
We’re gonna deep-fry your pizzas!
The Personal Touch
Dennis Bergkamp
We’ve got Dennis Bergkamp,
We’ve got Dennis Bergkamp,
We’ve got Dennis Bergkamp,
We’ve got Dennis Bergkamp,
– Arsenal Fans
Habib Beye
Sunday, Monday, Habib Beye,
Tuesday, Wednesday, Habib Beye,
Thursday, Friday, Habib Beye,
Saturday, Habib Beye, rocking all week with you!
– Newcastle Fans
Rio Ferdinand
His name is Rio and he watches from the stand
– to the tune of ‘Rio’ by Duran Duran (allegedly first thought up by West Ham fans after Ferdinand was suspended for missing a drugs test.)
Andy Goram
Two Andy Gorams
There’s only two Andy Gorams
– after ‘keeper Andy Goram was diagnosed with schizophrenia
Emile Heskey
If Heskey plays for England, so can I
If Heskey plays for England, so can I
If Heskey plays for England
If Heskey plays for England
If Heskey plays for England, so can I
– Birmingham Fans at Liverpool
Seol Ki-Hyeun
He’ll shoot, he’ll score
He’ll eat your labrador
Seol Ki-Hyeun,
Seol Ki-Hyeun
– Reading fans
Niall Quinn
Niall Quinn’s disco pants are the best
They go up from his arse to his chest
They are better than Adam and the Ants
Niall Quinn’s disco pants
Phil Thompson
Sneeze in a minute!
He’s gonna sneeze in a minute!
Bobby Zamora
When the ball hits your head
and you sit in row Z
that’s Zamora.
– to the tune of ‘That’s Amore’.