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Some Favourite Football Chants

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Domestic Rivalry

Chelsea vs Man U

You came all this way and lost

- sung AT Old Trafford by Blues fans

Man United vs Liverpool

You're not famous any more,

You're not famous any more,

You're not famous,

You're not famous,

You're not famous anymore.


- after a 4-0 win at Old Trafford.

Middlesbrough vs Arsenal

Who let the frogs out, who? who? who? who?

- as Arsenal took to the pitch

Norwich City vs Oxford United

Cambridge won the boat race,

Cambridge won the boat race

la la la la.

Plymouth Argyle fans to Bristol City

You dirty Northern bastards!

Celtic vs Rangers

You'll be watching The Bill, when we're in Seville.

- Celtic fans singing to Rangers fans in period before 2002/03 UEFA Cup Final.

We were watching The Bill, what was the score in Seville?

- Rangers Fans response (Celtic lost 2-3 to Jose Mourinho's Porto)

 

The Eurovision Chant Contest

Chelsea vs FC Brugge

You're French, and you know you are,

You're French, and you know you are,

You're French, and you know you are.

Chelsea vs Galatasary

You're Shish, and you know you are,

You're Shish, and you know you are.

Scotland vs Italy

We're gonna deep-fry your pizzas!

The Personal Touch

Dennis Bergkamp

We've got Dennis Bergkamp,

We've got Dennis Bergkamp,

We've got Dennis Bergkamp,

We've got Dennis Bergkamp,


- Arsenal Fans

Habib Beye

Sunday, Monday, Habib Beye,

Tuesday, Wednesday, Habib Beye,

Thursday, Friday, Habib Beye,

Saturday, Habib Beye, rocking all week with you!


- Newcastle Fans

Rio Ferdinand

His name is Rio and he watches from the stand

- to the tune of 'Rio' by Duran Duran (allegedly first thought up by West Ham fans after Ferdinand was suspended for missing a drugs test.)

Andy Goram

Two Andy Gorams

There's only two Andy Gorams


- after 'keeper Andy Goram was diagnosed with schizophrenia

Emile Heskey

If Heskey plays for England, so can I

If Heskey plays for England, so can I

If Heskey plays for England

If Heskey plays for England

If Heskey plays for England, so can I


- Birmingham Fans at Liverpool

Seol Ki-Hyeun

He'll shoot, he'll score

He'll eat your labrador

Seol Ki-Hyeun,

Seol Ki-Hyeun


- Reading fans

Niall Quinn

Niall Quinn's disco pants are the best

They go up from his arse to his chest

They are better than Adam and the Ants

Niall Quinn's disco pants

Phil Thompson

Sneeze in a minute!

He's gonna sneeze in a minute!

Bobby Zamora

When the ball hits your head

and you sit in row Z

that's Zamora.


- to the tune of 'That's Amore'.